I'm back! Feeling more myself... thanks for the get well wishes. I think my least favorite thing is being sick. So, get well to all of my fellow sickies.
Currently, I'm at work listening to a planning conversation going on in the cubicle right next to me. They're planning an upcoming event where the primary attendees will be women. They were going over the bathroom logistics saying that the men's bathroom, from 6-8 pm, will be turned into a women's bathroom. One of the planners mentioned that at this event in past years, there have been problems with running out of toilet paper. They made a note to stock up on toilet paper. Yours truly made the wise crack, but logical remark, "Why don't you just ration the TP and handout a few squares per person at the bathroom door. 'Two squares for you!'" (Have you seen the Soup Nazi episode on Seinfeld? I'm saying it with that voice..."two squares for you!")
Funny, right?! My coworkers chuckled... which I hope is what you're also doing right now.