Work is all-consuming right now, but the hunger pains were too great to avoid lunch today. I ran outside, sped-walked across the street while passing a homeless man standing on the side of the street with his "poor and hungry" sign.
"Hey Blondie! What's the hurry?!"
The look on my face must have been hilarious because he looked at me and gave me a huge, toothless grin.
Needless to say, I slowed my gait a little on the way to food.