I have to be clear about this - credit for this post goes to C Jane Enjoy It. I laughed so hard at this and had to share it.
"First, suspend your belief that only sheep and donkeys were present on that holy nativity night. Giraffes, aliens, dinosaurs...why not? And in that vein, Joseph could be an astronaut, and Mary, Mulan. See where this is going?" - C Jane Enjoy It
"Fourth, it would also be appropriate to use your Made in Japan toys to represent the wisemen because everyone knows they came from the Orient!"