I threw a party tonight and laughed more than I have in a looong time. Wow. Really. I have some great friends. Not all of them were here tonight - I missed a lot of friends, but, you can't get everyone where you want them. So ist das Leben.
I smell like smoke because we had a little fire in the fire pit and I learned how to roast Starbursts. A new one for me. My dentist would kill me... but, it was enjoyable, and surprisingly delicious.
Part of the night was filled with jokes:
Q) How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
A) You pok-em-on! (Get it? Poke him on! Pokemon!? HAA!)
Q) Why don't you want to shower with Pokemon?
A) Cause he'll pik-a-chu! (Get it? Peek at you? Pikachu! HA!!)
This was a true story... my cheeks were killing after this one. Thanks Becca Pike for sharing this: a doctor is looking at his patients record and sees that her name is La-a. He isn't quite sure how to pronounce it, so he goes for the safest bet and greets her as "La-a." (Saying it as it looks.) She corrects him, "Honey! That ain't La-a, that's 'La dash a'!" HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I wish you could have heard Becca say it - her face and voice were priceless. Really.
Great times. Love all of you guys.
PS- lesson #45 I learned tonight: I STINK at sling dog/ white trash golf. I just can't throw those stupid things.
PPS- anyone up for the Utah State Fair next weekend?
i wish i could be your friend in the slc.
ReplyDeletenext time you have a party and i can actually go i'm going to google some jokes to share so that people think i'm funny.
ReplyDeleteSNAIL!