What the...?

I was going through my friends list on Facebook... by the end of the list, my contact lenses were fogged over and my jaw was hanging down to my keyboard. I hardly have any single friends left. I'm not joking. I was inviting people to a little party and was trying to find friends to invite... all the people I would normally invite are married or not around here anymore. (Bre and Addie... I'm talking about you.) :(

So, to all my single friends who are reading this: you're cordially invited to attend the party. This Saturday at 7 pm at my parent's house in Draper. Bring some food and a couple friends.