Tuesday, October 5, 2010
How to answer "THAT" question...
"So... why aren't you married yet?"
We've all heard it... we all hate it... we'll all hear it again a few more times from Aunt Lynn, Grandma Betsy, the Relief Society president in our parents' ward, and probably the singles ward bishop.
Here are a few responses to throw their way when they pop that ever-unfortunate question.
Thanks goes to Erin Ann McBride at Meridian Magazine.
“She was killed in the war in heaven.”
“Prop 8 ruined it for me.”
“Why aren’t you thin?”
“My mother says no one is good enough for me. “
“I suppose it doesn’t help that underneath my clothes my entire body is covered in scales.” (Paraphrasing Bridget Jones’ Diary)
“I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss America.”
“I just haven’t met you yet.”
“I paid for a lifetime membership on eHarmony, and don’t want to lose my investment.”
Posted by Ashley Arnold at 1:30 PM