Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Smokey, with a chance of singed hair...

Like everyone else, I have my morning "getting ready" routine:

1. Roll out of bed
2. Grab my clothes [I usually choose what I'm going to wear the night before so I don't spend an hour trying on eight different outfits to find the perfect one... yes, I'm saying this from experience. Although, I think eight is the highest number of wardrobe changes I've made.]
3. Shower [This might just be my favorite part of the day - I LOVE my shampoo - Aveda products, anyone?]
4. Get dressed
5. Makeup
6. Hair

This is where my little vignette enters:

I decided to straighten my hair this morning which means I apply the use of a round brush and blow dryer to my sporadically curly hair. I pin part of my hair on top of my head so I can straighten the bottom layers. As I was merrily singing to my music and round-brushing, my nose started to twitch. What in the world was that smell?

I turned off my hair dryer because I thought it smelled like something was burning. [Insert Ralphy's high-pitched voice: "It smells like burning!"] I looked in the mirror and noticed something in my hair - a spider? Did I accidentally leave a bobby pin in my hair over night? I looked closer - nope. Neither. I reached up and gently touched the blackened curly mass. I tugged at this chunk of hair I was blowdrying and it fell out.

People: I burned a chunk of hair off. Burned. A. Chunk. Of. Hair. Off.

*Insert hideous monster sound or Brian Reagan's "I am not an animal" bit here.* [Skip to the 5:00 minute mark to understand what point I'm making.]

I burned a chunk of hair off! I guess my blow dryer was too hot and I was holding it too close to my hair. Let this be a lesson for you.

So, I now walk around with my hair in a pony tail all day. [Not really... but I could definitely show you the chunk of hair missing.] My hair stylist is going to love me. "Oh, don't mind that, I just BURNT A CHUNK OF HAIR OFF."

9 comments:

  1. This makes me feel so much better about my stupidity. I got highlights a while ago, and there was one that was just too stripey and skunk looking. So, I cut a small piece of hair out.

    Fast forward to three months later, and I look like Alfalfa.

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  2. Um that is awful. I hope you aren't too terribly traumatized.

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  3. Kristina - I am laughing SO hard right now! That is CLASSIC!!!

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  4. it happens to the best of us AEJ.

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  5. Ash, I've actually done that before too. Welcome to the club :) but a hilarious story, no less!!!

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  6. Oh man, burnt hair is the worst.

    A few summers ago I spent the 4th of July with my ex bf. The idiot that he was, he got drunk, played with fireworks and SHOT ONE INTO MY HAIR.

    Worst smell ever.

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  7. Hahaha! This is hilarious, I say that knowing that you will still look gorgeous even with burnt hair. I didn't even that you could burn your hair with a blow dryer.

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  8. @ Michelle - that is horrible!! I would have totally freaked out. Hopefully the damage wasn't too bad.

    @Kristina - you are TOO kind. ;)

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  9. I totally burned off a chunk of my hair recently. With (wait for it...) my hair dryer and round brush! I didn't even get to the flat iron. There is now a 1 inch lock that is cleverly hidden beneath my curls.

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